#In-Game Cursing

Sometimes a character or NPC just needs to add some colorful words in their dialogue. For fun. For emphasis. For character flavor. Below are a few curses and insults my NPCs have used. Do you have any interesting D&D phrases you like to use?

  • Bloody balor
  • Balor’s balls!
  • Goblins’ sweaty gonads
  • Useless wretched goblin garbage!
  • Kobold crap!
  • Kobold’s crusty crap!
  • Troll turds
  • Soggy stinky steaming troll turds!
  • Tiamat’s titties!
  • Useless piece of Bhaal toejam!
  • Vampire spit! [troll spit, kobold spit, goblin spit, … etc.]
  • Fiends’ farts! This place stinks!
  • Gnoll chew toy
  • Ogre’s belching breath!
  • Gelatinous goo is smarter
  • More foul than a mountain troll’s asscrack
  • I’d rather look at a basilisk [gorgon]
  • Lick a dracolich’s bony arse for all I care
  • Quasit kisser
  • I heard shriekers sing better than him
  • All the charm of a hag at sunrise
  • Mind flayer leftovers, is that one!
  • Ogre bait
  • May a rust monster eat your blade!
  • Yer nut’tin but a Palor puppet (to a paladin of)
  • St Cuthbert be praised! Finally a word of sense.
  • Abyss take you!
  • To the Nine Hells with you and your devilish words

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